It doesn't take much to get some girls off, and Alexxxis Tyler appears to be one of them. So when the fumes of a manure truck aren't within passing-nostril range, Alexxxis does the next best thing- she lights up a cigarillo, sits back, relaxes and waxes upon things cosmopolitan. Of course, some guys would prefer if Alexxxxis just shut her yap, bent over and stuck something up her ass. But those are those guys. Us? We belong to the caring man category. We want to know what Alexxxis thinks and feels. When she has her monthly discharge we want to be there for her and be a sounding board for her irrational verbal abuse. See? Alexxxis is far more complicated than you think. But you wouldn't have known that if you hadn't offered her a smoke.