A double-jointed miss, Keegan Skky could always perform many astounding feats with her limbs [get it?] - some of which included the use of lit cigars and the assistance of a stinky man with gum disease named Junior. Having run off with a greaseball Geisha impersonator, though, Junior was no longer in the picture, thus forcing Keegan to go solo with her vast repertoire of contortionist-based parlor tricks. Just as well, we thought, because the multi-talented Keegan can carry a show all on her own without any help. Then, when she began doing her routine naked, the appreciative audiences in those smoke-filled backrooms clapped even more enthusiastically. Had she known this, Keegan says she would have gotten naked a lot sooner in her life. Some women you got to hit on the side of the head.