While most women use St. Patty's Day as an excuse to get shit-faced so they can forget the crazy uncle who once invited them for a walk in the woods, Lisa Linn discovers that tobacco can really kill the smell of liquor on your breath. Neither a killjoy nor a prude, Lisa intends to party hearty like the rest of her pack but is bringing along about two cartons of smokes to kill the scent of alcohol before she gets in the car. So what if the practice makes her hack like a lunger? From past experience Lisa's discovered that the police tend to cut breaks to tubercular victims. Besides, if that ruse doesn't work, Lisa's got other surprises rolled up her skirt. There's many ways to skin a cop.