A proponent of avant-garde social behavior, Paris once thought about growing a mustache. And when she couldn't do that after many fruitless tries, she turned to cigarettes. Even now Paris feels that smoke swirling about her face makes her look wise and intrepid. Our argument to her was that if she also took a puff naked, she'd certainly gain a lot more attention. So Paris followed up on our suggestion, and these are the results. As you'll gather, we'll tell a girl anything just so we can slobber over her bare ass and shaved bush. So, in a way, you should be thanking us instead of sending all those poison pen letters about urging girls to light up.