That song that goes whatever Lola wants, Lola gets? That reminds us of our Lola. She was jonesin' for a pack of cigarettes. The hour was late, and with an urge to feed a habit she just acquired, Lola wanted some smokes. Only who feels like getting up in the middle of the night to go to a convenience store populated by drug addicts, winos and transgendered sex freaks to fetch cancer sticks for some dame who has an urge? Figuring turnabout was fair play for the trouble, we convinced Lola that cigarette smoking makes you and your clothes stink awful and that if she was going to insist on it that she ought to at least strip naked to avoid these social faux pas. We didn't think she'd really do it because only a dumb broad would fall for that line. But Lola did. Evidently she wanted to, got naked and the rest you can figure for yourself. Maybe there is something to that song.